The White house has announced today (April 18th) That all colleges are henceforth required to provided nap time in all college classes. Citing increasing research that sleep helps the learning process. It is also obvious that the massively influential lobbying group S.F.B.T. (Students for better treatment) had a lot to do with this decision.
The founder (Chad) of the lobbying group had this to say "I feel that this is a good step toward better treatment for all of my fellow students, now we just need cheaper college and of course all dining halls to have a Chipolte that accepts our meal plan. Only then will we be happy with the state of the country."
It is believed that Obama was convinced to make this agreement while "Having Brotime over some hoops" according to the white house statement.
Colleges across the country are protesting the new law because it would start to require them to view students as people, and not walking check books. Colleges fear that this will lead to a new system in which they will be required to charge fair prices and provided livable housing.
Since it is way too late to be making April Fool's jokes, I almost believed this was true. Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams |[
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